So many adventures lie ahead, so many questions that need answering…
In light of the recent UK terror scares, exactly how many Bangkok sex slaves am I now allowed to take through Heathrow airport?
Is juggling and diablo just as shit at Edinburgh’s Fringe as it is at Adelaide’s?
Is visiting Prague (reputed to offer 2 x 0.5L beers for under $1) and Amsterdam (do I really need to explain) so early in the trip such a good idea, and will I be physically capable of going on?
Would your average romancing male tourist be offended if I asked him to take a photo of me and his wife in front of the Eiffel tower?
Will the medicinal qualities of spearmint, rum, cane sugar and lime found in Cuban mojitos compensate for the ice that doctors advise against consuming?
How much money will my family be willing to pay for my return from:
a) those sick abducting and murdering fuckers out of ‘Hostel’
b) the Guatemalan crime lords that have earnt the country the title ‘one of the most dangerous countries in Central America’ (DFAT 2007)
c) The LA casting agent that realises just how ‘now’ my look is and rushes me off to star alongside Charlize Theron and Angelia Jolie in a story about a triangle of heated lust… and
How the hell does the rest of the world survive without the insightful, entertaining, and oh so informative advice offered by the queen of Australian television, the Brand Power lady?
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The 411
- Adl -> Syd-> Bangkok 28 Jul
- Bangkok -> London 1 Aug
- London -> Edinburgh 3 Aug
- Edinburgh -> London (road trip the long way) 7 Aug
- London -> Prauge 20 Aug
- Prague -> Amsterdam 24 Aug
- Amsterdam -> Paris 27 Aug
- Paris -> Madrid - (the long way) 1 Sept
- Madrid-> Toronto 10 Sept
- Toronto ->New York 16 Sept
- New York -> Guatemala 23 Sept
- Guatemala -> Cancun (road tour) 28 Sept
- Cancun -> Cuba 7 Oct
- Cuba -> Mexico City 19 Oct
- Mexico City -> Los Angeles 22 Oct
- Los Angeles -> Sydney -> Adelaide 26 Oct
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4 comments:
oooo i dare you to get a pic with a total strangers wife at the eiffel tower!!
it has to be a really cuddly sort of a pose though too! :)
in fact i think you should do that at every iconic photo op! :)
HUGE NEWS... the Brand Power lady is also in Canada... so you'll continue to have that insight when selecting cleaning products, processed meat in can and toothpaste while here. Can't wait to see you. :) xo
And they're (Brand Ladies) are just as hatable as back in Aus... Dirty whores...
You have to hook up with the Brand Power shella in Cuba. I'm guessing that she's gots what cha need to salsa all night long!!
Godspeed.
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